This is an article I originally wrote for a vanilla blog I had, but since I find it especially appropos (as a slave) to wear little or no underwear, I decided I would publish it here. I hope you enjoy it, whether you agree with me or not!
From loincloths to fig leaves, Sicilian breastcloths to French chemises, corsets to pantaloons, boxers, bloomers, brassieres, undershirts, camisoles, drawers, briefs, jock straps, girdles, panties, wonderbras, G-strings, thongs, sports bras, boxer briefs and even chastity belts — for milennia, humankind have been looking for ever-better ways to gird our loins, rein in our fat, and barricade our boobies.
These days, we are taught all sorts of things about our underwear. We know that we should always wear clean ones in case we get in an accident. Both sexes are taught that going commando is taboo. Women are taught that they must wear bras, for various reasons. We are taught important, secret rules such as that women who wear thong underwear and G-strings are more promiscuous (and perhaps sexier) than those who wear bikini panties or briefs. We are taught that people who wear no underwear at all are most likely sluts and perhaps unsanitary.
And although we exercise individual choice over what kind of undergarments we wear, most of us accept the cultural ideas described above. After all, why wouldn’t we? We’re perfectly happy wearing it, and no one we know breaks the underwear rules — or so we think.
But I believe the vast majority of people don’t realize that they have never really thought about what they are wearing, when they are wearing it, and why they’re wearing it in the first place. If they did, I think they might come to some surprising conclusions. Of course, there are some situations in which it is a good idea to wear various types of undergarments. But there are other situations where it is not only unnecessary, but somewhat ridiculous, and, dare I say it — possibly even dangerous!
Let’s start with bottoms — I mean the things we gird our loins with. Right off the bat, I’ll concede that I know a lot more about women’s bottoms than men’s bottoms (underwear, that is.) So men, please feel free to fire away at me in comments if I get stuff wrong.
Obviously, the biggest need that can come up for men is support. In a number of athletic situations, it is wise to wear an athletic supporter. This goes without saying. When playing sports, running, and the like, having body parts bouncing about can be painful and distracting. And I know I’m supposed to be talking about bottoms, but this same principle applies to many women in terms of their breasts. Unsupported breasts can make running nearly impossible, if the breasts are of any notable size. I know some small-breasted women who can get away without sports bras, but I myself am only a C cup and without a sports bra, I’d be downright miserable!
Now let’s assume no one is bouncing around, and talk about women’s bottoms for a bit.
For years, I eschewed thong underwear, just because it was too damned uncomfortable. When I did wear it, the main purpose was to avoid the look of panty lines when wearing form-fitting pants or skirts. And thongs are great for that. But I never felt comfortable in them. They would not be something I’d ever wear around the house, for example. When I got home from wherever I’d been, the thongs would go straight in the laundry, and I’d put on my comforting, familiar panties.
But I really never asked myself why I put them on.
Usually when I am home, I am wearing sweats or some other kind of casual pants. I love to be comfortable and won’t wear confining clothes for any longer than I absolutely have to. And yet, for years and years I put up with the feeling of three bands of elastic on my body — one at the top of each leg, and one below my waist. The waist one wasn’t so bad, but I’m an ample-hipped girl, and the leg holes were always a problem! I regularly had to tug on them because they seemed to believe it was their life’s work to shove themselves into my butt crack. Over the years, I tried all kinds of different styles, but the issue was the same.
A couple of years ago, I had my first Brazilian bikini wax. And to heal from this (especially the first one), it’s recommended that you wear loose-fitting clothing and no underwear for several days. So I followed the instructions, and lo and behold, I discovered the mother of all panty secrets: Most of the time, you don’t need them!
Despite the pain in the waxed area, I was experiencing a blissful comfort I had not enjoyed since I was a child (I didn’t like wearing undies then either, but gradually I became assimilated). It was a major revelation, and I didn’t know why it hadn’t been obvious to me long before.
Any woman who has ever had a yeast infection knows that her external genitalia need to “breathe!” So we follow the recommendations of wearing cotton underwear, because it’s not as stifling as synthetic. However, it doesn’t occur to us that the best policy is to wear no underwear at all! If you do this, and wear rather loose fitting pants when you are home, you will give yourself many hours a day of fresh air. And if you leave the panties off in bed, you’ll give yourself even more.
It can feel a little awkward, at first, to go “out” with no panties on. For some reason, the first time I stepped out of my house in that condition, I really felt like I was committing some grievous, shameful error. But I recognized that nervousness for what it was, and began to see some of the deeper truths underlying it.
Somewhere along the line in history, western culture decided that our genitals were shameful. I think this was probably because of Judeo-Christian rules about “sexual immorality.” This line of thinking goes all the way back to the legend of Adam and Eve covering themselves with fig leaves — apparently once they ate the apple from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they decided running around naked was evil.
It’s generally agreed that the material for the book of Genesis was based on an oral history passed down by the Jewish people century after century. In my opinion (and forgive me, any Christians I offend), these creation myths are no different in purpose from those told by various other peoples throughout the world. They were an explanation of how everything and everyone got here, and people have always seemed to need that. But it’s unfortunate that this particular creation story had so much shame woven into it. Because I think the human body is one of the most beautiful things in all creation, and to designate parts of it (especially those involved in things as wonderful as sex and reproduction) as objects of a shame is an utter perversion. Over the centuries it has caused a lot of pain and suffering…most of it much more severe than that having to do with underwear. But it affects the underwear issue all the same.
Why do we feel we need to wear panties at times when there is no practical reason to do so? What was the strange feeling I had when I tried this in public for the first time? It was some kind of fear — a culturally instilled fear, I’m sure — some kind of idea that if I didn’t gird my loins they might get away from me and run amok. Or maybe it was that men would somehow telepathically detect my ungirded loins and make a beeline for them en masse. Whatever the fear was, I realized it couldn’t be other than ridiculous, and so I let it go, for good.
There are, of course, reasons to wear panties sometimes. You probably need them during your period, for one reason or another. If you expect a lot of wetness and need to protect your skirt, they might be a good idea. If your garment is so transparent your loins can be clearly seen (and this is not the effect you are going for), panties can help a lot. And if you’re wearing dry-clean-only pants that you like to wear, like, 5 times before taking them to the cleaner’s, then you might want to put a layer of cloth between them and your potentially-musky parts. But other than these situations, I just can’t think of a good reason. I can’t! So I strongly suggest at least giving it a try, ladies. It will feel weird at first, but if you hang in there, you’ll wonder how you put up with them all this time.
Men. I know you have potentially more reasons than women to wear underwear under your regular clothes, because you have to address the issue of containment. Also, there is the menace of zippers and I know no one wants to end up with the beans above the frank.
But when you’re home, wearing your lounge pants or whatever, please at least think about freeing your willy — especially if your pants are silk. I’ve heard this can be exquisite. And if your partner is the type who really loves looking at your body, he/she can see your outlines a lot more clearly when you’re only wearing one layer of clothing.
Now, about bras. Ah, what a love-hate relationship we have! Just like with the bottoms, there are myths and cultural taboos associated. There is the myth that if you don’t wear a bra, your breasts will sag more and more over the years, so you must wear one if you want to keep them perky. There seems to be some kind of taboo against hard nipples. I know I used to be self-conscious whenever I got them (especially at church), and I would deliberately buy bras thick enough to conceal any nipple erections that occurred. Also, there’s a fear of what people will think if they see you without a bra, as if by exposing the natural shape and movement of your breasts, you are guilty of flirting without a license.
In my opinion, this is not flirting! It is my body, and it is me treating it in the healthiest way I know.
This is true for two reasons:
1) Evidence within the last few years suggest that wearing a bra actually causes sagging, rather than preventing it. This is because the breasts are supported by tendons which can atrophy if they are not needed (because the bra has taken over their job). I’m not sure if this will be proven, but I know it’s true for me, at least to some degree. For many years, I wore a bra whenever I went out, but I always removed it as soon as I got home. So, I spent a large portion of every day braless, and I believe this kept my tendons in shape. My husband has said (and it’s not just his bias) that I have the best-looking breasts on a 38-year-old that he’s ever seen. And actually, having seen many of the possible variations in gym locker rooms, I’m inclined to agree that either I’m genetically blessed, or it really is true that going without a bra is the best way to avoid sagging.
2) Okay. This one is not proven, but I still think it’s worth taking notice of. Of course, I am especially paranoid about breast cancer because there’s so much of it in my family. But I think most of us still want to avoid anything that might cause breast cancer.
The current theory goes like this: the tissue inside the breasts needs circulation to stay healthy (I know, duh). But when there isn’t good circulation, toxins in the system can build up, increasing the chances that DNA in the breast tissue will be damaged and cancer will start. So it’s possible that by putting pressure (no pun) on women over the years to rein in their breasts, or to push them up into a more “pleasing” shape, we have sentenced them to a lifetime of toxic exposure in these vulnerable tissues.
I, for one, don’t want to take any chances. I choose circulation. Sometimes (yes, for vanity) I’ll put a bra on under an outfit to get the clothes to “hang” better. But I don’t ever wear a bra for more than a few hours, and I don’t do it every day.
So. My final point is this: Senseless Puritanism has reigned over our undergarments for too long. Take back control, experiment, and enjoy the freedom to be comfortable and healthy, in whatever way works best for you.